| Intro | D |
| D | D7 | G | D |
| I really do, | appreciate the | fact you're | sittin' here. |
| D | G | E7 |
| Your voice sounds | so wonderful but your | face don't |
| A7 | |
| look to | o clear. |
| G | D | |
| So | barmaid bring a pitcher, | another round o' brew, |
| G | A | D | D7 | |
| Honey | why don't we | get drunk and | screw... |
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| Instrumental | Verse |
| D | D7 | G | D |
| D | G | E7 | A7 |
| G | D | G | A | D | D7 |
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| G | A | D | |
| Lord, | why don't we get | drunk and s | crew |