Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw

Tallapoosa

Intro	C

C	C7	F	C
I really do,	appreciate the	fact you're	sittin' here.

C	D7
Your voice sounds so wonderful but your	face don't

	G7
look to	o clear.

	F	C
So	barmaid bring a pitcher,	another round o' brew,

	F	G	C	C7
Honey	why don't we	get drunk and	screw...

F	C
Why don't we get drunk and	screw?

D7	G7
I just bought a waterbed filled	up for me and you.

	F
They	say you are a snub queen,

	C
Honey I	don't think that's true.

	F	G	C
So,	why don't we get	drunk and	screw.

(spoken: "Take it Coral Reefers, here we go...")

Instrumental Verse - Piano and Mandolin

C	C7	F	C

C	F	D7	G7

F	C	F	G	C	C7

F	C
Why don't we get drunk and	screw?

D7	G7
I just bought a waterbed filled	up for me and you.

	F
They	say you are a snub queen,

	C
Honey I	don't think that's true.

	F	G	C
So,	why don't we get	drunk and	screw.

Tag:
(spoken: "yeah now baby, I say")

	F	G	C
Lord,	why don't we get	drunk and s	crew